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Sims 4 News (Parody Thread)

Discussion in 'The Sims 4 General Discussion' started by LukeLandgraab, Apr 14, 2014.

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    LukeLandgraab

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    Hey! So if you're like me, you're really sick of there being next to no news whatsoever. There's so much we don't know; we don't even know the basics like if there will be an open world or not.
    I thought it would be fun to make up news out of the blue. Hopefully it will give us some form of satisfaction. Let me start:
    -your sim can teleport by upgrading the microwave with the all-new fictional technology skill!
    -you sim can now mow the lawn! Watch out, though! If your sim lets the grass grow for too long, the neighbors will complain and you'll be visited by the police!
    -your sim will now have to buy gasoline for their cars. Be sure to check gas prices online before stopping at a gas station to save money!
    -after listening closely to our fan base, you will now be able to control your sims at work! Spend hours doing monotonous day-to-day tasks such paperwork, sweeping AND mopping, and putting boxes on shelves! (Note: no speeding up time is allowed to ensure realism.)
    -your town now has a nuclear power plant! Experience the excitement of a town-destroying explosion and the oddities of giving birth to a child with a third eye and particularly large index fingers!
    LukeLandgraab, Apr 14, 2014
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    Simon Graceffa

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    - There are now only 1 life state : young adult! Going back to the basics, we realised that classic is always better! And no, we DON'T remember children in The Sims 1
    Simon Graceffa, Apr 14, 2014
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    Sims4Forum

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    • The Sims 4 is now an MMO (Massively Multiplayer Online game) now neighborhoods will consist of thousands of REAL players and their sim families. To buy new plots of land in these large neighborhoods you must succeed with your sims to earn simoleans. Also the neighborhoods will be spread across the world in every country.

    • The virtual money you earn in game can be traded for real world cash! Yes, that's right! There's no need to go out and get a real job, just sit and play sims all day. Their success is YOUR success!
    Sims4Forum, Apr 14, 2014
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    Gigi

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    Luke you actually have better ideas than what EA actually puts in their games lol. I think most of us do. It would be awesome if they actually listened to the fans.

    Here is some more "news":

    1. Babies will not all be bald. Some babies will actually have hair sprouting out their heads and will not look alike.

    2. There will also be baby clothes.
    Gigi, Apr 14, 2014
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    Gigi

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    I would love a multiplayer option. Sometimes, I do get sick of playing Sims alone and would love to play in the same town or/and family as my friends.

    And yesss...I would loooooove the real money idea! This is too good to be true! I can actually have my sim work for money. Does it also count for exercise and food? Sometimes I don't want to cook. Be nice if food can teleport in my face.
    Gigi, Apr 14, 2014
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